“What is this Strange Thing sitting in the kitchen,” we all wanted to know. ”A fruit basket? A spa basket? A basket of joy?”
Tentatively, one of us reached up to unveil the treasure.
“It’s Jen!” we all cried happily, as the object was revealed in a flourish. ”Jen in a Princess Dress! Jen looking Fabulous! Jen being Brilliant! Jen acting Awesome! Jen—”
We regret to inform you that a bludgeon has come down from the sky to, well, bludgeon your blogger, Jen, for her unbridled narcissism. You’re normal program will resume when she regains consciousness.
(Photos: Weelic Chong)
